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avatar bishopgorman 4 day.ago

A friend of mine went to piloting school

He told me the instructor informed him that he was a 8th degree black-belt and a homosexual, and if my friend didn't submit to his sexual advances then he would have to jump off the plane. I asked my friend, "Did you jump?" and he said "Yeah.... A little at first." (Thank you Ron White for this classic joke)

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